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My Life is Complete (audio added in post #42)

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  1. Bouncer
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    Bouncer Talented

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    Oh Darn it...I could have been such fun!
     
  2. Mercenary
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    Mercenary The Lone Wolf

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    Below is the recording of the call that I made to Ahmed Lamptey. I didnt expect him to answer so it's not really planned plus I was trying to sound upset at my khotha's death.

    I was going to pretend to cry at one point but I bottled out in the end.

    Anyway here it is...

     
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  4. Mercenary
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    Mercenary The Lone Wolf

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    I uploaded it check post #42
     
  5. Passionate Pakistani
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    btw Mercenary i never thought you have such a world class sense of humour lol

    i thought you were more of a dry nature person LOL
     
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    chandtara Mr Cricistan

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    Merc you absolute legend! How did you manage to keep a straight face lol!
     
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    LOLzzzz... THat guy was clearly a Nigerian...

    How much did the call cost you?
     
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    Har waqt paiso ka sochtay ho facepalm
     
  9. Mercenary
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    Mercenary The Lone Wolf

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    Back on Sportnetwork I had a reputation as a bit of a funny man who also did stats. The Indians from the Indian sportnetwork site used to be petrified of me, Oxy, monseemian, and Farhad. There's some good war stories from those days
     
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    just go a similar email

    Hello ,
    My name is Mr.Tobias Mundi,I am a banker at Banque Atlantique. I got your contact from a chamber of commerce directory and i hope you can keep this secret confidential. I will like to discuss a business transaction with you about the huge unclaimed funds and 25kg of gold in our bank which was deposited by my late client (Mr.Abel Silva) who died in 2007 with his family but his deposited funds and 25kg of gold have not been claimed by anybody.Therefore I want you to act as the business partner,next of kin and beneficiary to my late client so that the bank will release the funds and assets to you.I shall give you all the necessary proof which you shall send to the bank.I am sure the bank will respond to you quickly because we shall make arrangement to quickly obtain CERTIFICATE FOR CHANGE OF FUND OWNERSHIP in your name from the federal high court here as the business partner,next of kin and beneficiary to my late client,and i shall give you all the information the bank may need from you for this claim.

    This transaction is risk free and I need your urgent cooperation and honesty so that we can finish this transaction immediately before the bank confiscate the funds.After the bank release the funds and gold to you we shall share it accordingly (You take 45%,I take 45% and 10% for any expenses incurred).

    If you are interested,Reply me immediately with your information as listed below so that i can give you all the full secret details and also get the CERTIFICATE FOR CHANGE OF FUND OWNERSHIP in your name from the federal high court here.

    Please know that you must not let this bank know that i am doing this transaction with you.

    Reply with your information as listed below:

    YOUR FULL NAME.....................
    YOUR ADDRESS.......................
    YOUR DATE OF BIRTH.................
    YOUR OCCUPATION....................
    YOUR PHONE NUMBER..................

    Send your reply and information to: [email protected]

    Thank you and God bless.

    Tobias Mundi
     
  12. Mercenary
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    .co.jp? That's a Japanese email address, Is Momo branching out?
     
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    chandtara Mr Cricistan

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    Jeera Badmash you absolute legend! I am still waiting for one of these emails to drop in to my inbox!
     
  14. Don Corleone
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    Don Corleone Kaptaan

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    Cruel Merc never helped Ahmed Lamptey.
     
  15. P.B
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    P.B Smooth Operator

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    Now you're bumping old threads. :thinking
     
  16. Patriot
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    P.B Merc has a girly voice #Burger
     
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  18. WaQaReD!
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    lol I admire Mercenary patience to see this through
    when I got an email from a 'white' girl stranded in South Africa doing the dishes in the hotel until someone gave her money for a ticket and any money owed I just turned it into an explicit conversation and asked her to send me nakey pics of herself holding a paper with my Name written on to it so I could confirm it was her before I sent the money
    All I got back in reply was 'You are a very cruel man'
    daft bint
     
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  20. PakistanZindabad!
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    Lmao I remember reading this. Legendary
     
  21. Ahson8
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    Well, I have multiple email id's and even though I didn't receive this on my primary email id, but still Untitled.png

    Note: Mercenary
     

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