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The Peshawar Zalmi Captain and Owner Throws Lavish Party for His Players

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  1. Prince Pathan
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    After a excellent victory over one of the juggernauts of the competition the Peshawar Captain has decided to spoil his teammates with exotic looking women and lavish parties. They partied the night away and showed the world that all sleep and no play turns a man into a Islamabad United Supporter.




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    Billionaire Philanthropist Playboy Assasin, Prince brings a hoard of exotic beauties for his teammates



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    @Don Corleone mingles with some attractive ladies over a nice glass of vintage champagne. Don married all 3 of these women and is now purchasing shares in Norway for each of his wives, he has named one of them Lionel as a sign of affection.




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    Ladies cant get enough of the man with balls of steel @zkhan427,
    They all noticed him half way through the match while he was twerking on the boundary and decided they wanted to grind with him. He brought every one of these women home and has been getting frantic phone calls throughout the night, he is yet to respond to any of these women, lets hope much good news comes from this rendezvous.





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    Davey takes @Patriot around the best clubs where he sleeper holds then RKOs every beautiful woman that approaches him as a sign of affection. They have all somehow contracted Verocytotoxigenic Escherichia coli the morning after except for Patriot.






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    @Donal Cozzie after having one too many bottles of jagermeister goes on to the dance floor and starts girating on the dance floor to some Gigi D'Agostino while screaming "I will take you all up the RA"
     
  2. Ahson8
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    Its literally been one game lmao
     
  3. Prince Pathan
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    Prince Pathan Sultan of Swing

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  4. Prince Pathan
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    Prince Pathan Sultan of Swing

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    I love my players and my team, they play for me also. My endless amounts of money, my meri marzi

    Come Team Mates, attack Uncle Ahson.
     
  5. Don Corleone
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    This is why every player in this league want to play for Peshawar Zalmi.

    Proper team with great players and a captain that gives them some time off.
     
  6. Don Corleone
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    I see someone is salty they weren't invited...
     
  7. Prince Pathan
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    He was, one of the players are missing, Ahson Abbas was busy
     
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    Prince Pathan Sultan of Swing

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    Meanwhile Islamabad Captain @Mohsin has been seen on the streets with Mitch Starc
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  10. Mohammed Bilal
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    I do condem this sort of behaviour.
     
  11. Mohammed Bilal
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    The atrocious act of unworthiness.
     
  12. Ahson8
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    Lol they're not actually partying man, calm down :p
     
  13. Mohammed Bilal
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    You think I don't know that already?
     
  14. Ahson8
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    Maybe :shrug
     
  15. Prince Pathan
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    Prince Pathan Sultan of Swing

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    Kyuin? Bacho ne match jeet liye. Therefore this means they have a right to let loose and enjoy life to its fullest.

    agar firdaus, roo-he zameen ast, hamin asto, hamin asto,

    If there is ever a heaven on earth, it is here
     
  16. Donal Cozzie
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    Prince is a beast captain mA, a true leader of men.

    Rumour has it he single handedly led a mujahideen group in the 90s through the Durand Line and blew up several Apache helicopters.

    Before he had even learned to speak.
     
  18. Mohsin
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    The Soviets withdrew from afghanistan in 1989...
     
  19. ASLI-PATHAN
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    BREAKING NEWS


    Reports coming in from the Capital City of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Peshawar that Zalmi fans are very angry at the antics of their team and Captain. They termed such behavior as shameless and against the norms of people of this province. While the entire squad of Peshawar Zalmi were still coming to terms with their senses which they lost last night the fans announced in a press conference at Peshawar that they will fully support Lahore Qalandars in tomorrow's game against Zalmi. They said that players like Yasir Shah, @Passionate Pakistani and @ASLI-PATHAN are their true representatives not some wannabes like @Don Corleone and @Donal Cozzie .
     
  20. Don Corleone
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  21. Prince Pathan
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    Can’t wait for the inevitable championship celebration at the end of the tournament.

    Zalmi! Zalmi! Zalmi!
     

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