Discussion in 'Cricket Talk' started by ehtesham, Jun 1, 2012.
waqar is off
ehtesham .. Waqar Younis today talking about the batting powerplay and how the main bowlers like Ajmal, Malinga, Gul are always called upon and he says "They need to be Nice and tight and defense the runs there."
:rofl :rofl :rofl RapidSnake29 waqar is a class act #noparallel
Waqar on sangakara dismissal
that was plumb...wth lool
Waqar's English has really improved. He doesn't slip up as much as before, really hard to find some jams.
how was sangakara dismissal plumb?
He has improved...but not perfect
Earlier when Umar Akmal was batting against Lasith Malinga Waqar Younis was on commentary, he was making some quite funny statements but one stood out for me. Basically Akmal was playing Shots on more or less any ball and on one ball, which was a yorker which went passed the leg stump and Akmal tried a flashy shot, Waqar Younis said
"Umer Akmal having a rush of the bloods"
Anyone else manage to catch that one? Passionate Pakistani ehtesham?
i dont watch Pak batting anymore lool but it is certainly a gem :waqar :legend
Sangakara was stumped and Waqar said that was plumb
Passionate Pakistani RapidSnake29 :rofl :rofl :rofl
here is one from lankan innings:
waqar on umar akmal's throw at keeper's end from mid-on boundary... sami was the bowler.
"he should not have thrown at the keeper's end, he should have thrown where the sami was" :rofl :rofl
on mathews' pull behind square:
"beautifully tabbed it for 4!! angelo mathews were waiting for the slower ball n put it away nicely"
waqar u legend :rofl :rofl
Caught another couple today lol. Was listening in this morning to the Pakistan vs Sri Lanka Test match whilst Younis Khan was batting. What happened was, Herath bowled a delievery which miss Younis Khans bat and was caught by short leg, Of course Sri Lanka started appealing and the Appeal was turned down.
And Waqar Younis said "The Sri Lankans were very short, but younis khan was sure".
I am "Sure" waqar younis was meant to say the word Sure
Then later on during the Tea break Waqar Younis comments on Younis Khan innings and he says " Younis Khan
Batted through the innings and became alot more Confidence".
Guys check these out. LOL.
Abrar Meer :rofl :rofl brilliant stuff
He's one funny commentator.Always has something new to say.
Waqar Younis Commentary | Funny
Former Pakistani fast bowler Waqar Younis who put fear in the batsmen hearts with his pace and swing now lights up the commentary boxes during Pakistan matches. A legend who ended his career with 789 international wickets Waqar Younis was the youngest ever test captain for Pakistan at the age of just twenty two years. This post is not to make fun of him, we all respect him for his services for Pakistan. This is just an offbeat light hearted post about some of the "funny" things he says during commentary.
Once Australian commentator Greg Blewett commented on Abdul Razzaq's poor fielding by saying, "That's an ordinary effort by Razzaq" This is what Waqar Younis had to say:
" Oh, that's worse than ordinary; that's extraordinary"Waqar Younis when praising MS Dhoni's calm demeanour:
"Dhoni has got a beautiful head on his shoulders….."
Once Aamir Sohail praised Indian fast bowler Ishant Sharma saying: "Waqar, I think the reason Ishant is getting all that extra bounce is that he is a big lanky lad". This is what Waqar had to say
"Another reason could be that he’s also very tall."
Once Bangladeshi bowler Najaf was bowling to Sri Lanka's Sanath Jayasuriya, Najaf was not giving Sanath any width to free his arms, here's how Waqar explained it:
"Jayasuriya likes to have a room, but Najaf is not giving him a room."
Waqar praising a fielded on taking an excellent catch:
"What a catch, that's an absolutely catch"
Waqar on Danish Kaneria giving extra flight to the ball:
"Danish gave an extra air to the ball."
Waqar praising Salman Butt's timing:
"All Salman did was just put bat on ball and timing was perfect. Beautiful play."
Waqar praising an "all-round" performance:
"I remember he is a very good all-rounder. He once he took five wickets and made two runs."
Waqar Younis on why Dilshan is keeping his place in the team despite not performing with the bat or bowl:
"This Dilshan, his bowling is not good and his batting is also not good. But, the only reason he is a Keep in the team is because of his fielding."
*Post idea courtesy
who have a collection of lots of Waqar gems.
ill add few more
waqar on sangakara runout by sarfaraz on the bowling of Afridi in the last odi of the series "that was plumb"
“Bathing used to be a must in our days after the match……. We used to stink like as if on a hell”
Waqar Younis on Saeed Ajmals doosra..
“we haven’t really seen Umar Gul yet bowling the doosra”
“Test match cricket is a all about playing a lot of cricket !”
Commentator asks Waqar if Waqar had fish for lunch and how he liked it, this is Waqar’s reply:
“Yeah it was beautiful, literally beautiful……………”
Waqar on Imran Farhat:
“Imran Farhat should not play ODI cricket….. He is more of a limited overs cricket batsman…. By that I mean Test cricket….”
"You need to support maybe a wind behind you" #WaqarGems
A bit Short and Sangakkara Cut it for Four- " Cracking Shot Beautifully Shot #WaqarGems
"he's playing well, have seen him open the bat before" #WaqarGems
Once talking about the huge outfield : He said "the surface is very big" #WaqarGems
"Definately a nick there, i heard it in my ear" #WaqarGems
On Pardeep Hair-Style, 2 pics show and Waqar said " Look on the left, Too Much Hair " #WaqarGems
"He's a different breed altogether Taufeeq." LOOOL WAQAR #WaqarGems #SLvPak
Danny: "There's your uncle Waqar." Waqar: "What goes through your mind when you say this sort of stuff Danny?"
"Yousuf is more religious but Younus is religous too butttaaah its different on the field" #WaqarGems
Umar Akmal Cover drives Fernando for 4 !!…
Waqar: “Well hes in a rush now… Look at that… Crispy!! That was a serious Crisp!!”
Waqar gems are all over twitter
Danny: "There's your uncle Waqar." Waqar: "What goes through your mind when you say this sort of stuff Danny?
There's already a thread on this topic;
Waqar is embrassement in the commentary box:facepalm
a magician with the ball and an embarrassment in the commentary box
No it was 'The bowler is looking for room but the batsman no give him room' lolol. Here's a picture of it:
^ That page has absolutely hilarious cricketing related stuff.
one of the comment on that page
Hafeez is pushing smoothly, his partner is satisfied from him today.. wth lol
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Dhoni has got a beautiful head on his shoulders :rofl :rofl
Oh he is missed in the com-box.
Here are some more I found.
(no idea who he is talking about, but LOL!)
Dafuq did I just read? :|
I'll merge this with Waqar's other jams
Ah miss Waqar so much in the commentary box.
Smooth Operator lol
Learning the art from Ramiz
I miss Waqar. But anyway Here's some magical mujahid moments from sir Chisti from the 1st T20I against Zimbabwe, 2nd ODI and 2nd Test.
"Afridi is the perfect example of form is temporary, class is permanent.
"Younis Khan's leg stump went flying, Cartwheeling next to the wicketkeeper. Younis looked like he was sat on a dentists chair."
"Got this man! Go away you Zimbabweans notifies Ajmal."
"Hafeez is a real professor. Do you know the definition of a professor? Someone who teaches a lesson."
"When Younis was bowled his leg stump went for a walk but the other two stumps stood firm like a solid rock."
He keeps saying "Thankyou very much"
And you missed "On your bicycle mate" when Jamshed got out in the 1st T20
Oh yh :rofl
That is shahid Afridi with Moin khan and he is not the next man in : Chishti
My favourite gem
The Legend Of Awesomeness is back #Respect
Will get time to get into the groove and start spanking gems all over the place.
So far, the only one i've heard in my ear is "whOy did he bowl so short?"
Brought a smile to my face when I heard he was commentating
here's the first one :lol
The sometimes bounce helps, the sometimes it doesn't :rofl :rofl
I like to go with 3 pacers and A 2 spinners
younis khan is a golden armor for Pakistan :rofl
There was a woody sound. :rofl