The 'Waqar Younis' Commentary Thread!

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  1. ehtesham
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    so you wanted to tell us that you've lived more than half of your life in the u.s??
    now i'm feeling inferior, qasmay!!
     
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    Yesterday's match after 16 ovs. Tahir has bowled 3 overs and given 10 runs and Waqar said "Imran Tahir has just bowled 10 overs"
    When Ingram was out: "Feet were going nowhere, Tight hands " :rofl
     
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    My point is that living in USA what i felt that goras dont care but desis do ...guess you never understood and went all defensive ... hmmmm .. guilty conscious ?
     
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    well actually none of us in this thread have claimed to be pioneers of english!! infact, my english could make waqar's look sheakspear'esque and i feel no complex admitting this.... but then i ain't the one earning thousands of dollars without being fully competent for the job!!

    since waqar himself wants people to laugh at his awesome english and keeps getting contracted by tensports, i don't find anything wrong in laughing at comments like "malinga is good at blowjob" that too in his fake aussie accent!! he'd call ajmal and akmal as ajmul and akmul... does that make sense to you or is it plain wannabeism? am i suffering from the inferiority complex or does waqar suffer from it? decision is yours #Peace
     
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    :rofl holy cow!! how did i miss this?

    i just love it when waqar is telling a long story :rofl
     
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    Lols, my favourite moment was when he criticised Hafeez then got lost in an Ahmed Shehzad cut shot, only to remember he was attacking Hafeez an over later :rofl
     
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    lol that would have been awesome...

    when waqar is on song, angrezi is bound to get murdered... gotta love waqar's no mercy attitude #Respect
     
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    Aisey hi Waqar ko badnaam kar raha hai. :shrug

    By the way, edit the quote out. It's ruining the layout of the page
     
  15. ehtesham
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    please don't ruin this gem of a thread... unquote the tweet
     
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    bowlers with gas :rofl
     
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    never heard him saying " malinga is good at blowjob" ...now whether someone calls Jawaad or javed or javaid doesn't make a difference , does it ? ... its a the dialect , isn't it ? ... maybe thats how he pronounce Ajmal and Akmal, so i dont find any humour in that, so if my punjabi friend says Javaaad, it never amuses me. its his punjabi dialect and nothing wrong with that .... As far as him being paid for tensport is because of his knowledge on cricket, his dialect has got nothing to do with it, nor its rocket science that We cant understand what his point is and if thats the case then you should hear west indian commentators with the weirdest dialect, they call our players name in a complete Trinidadian accent. does that mean they are not qualified for the job ? FYI Imran Khan calls Sachin " Siachan " lol .... does that makes him a wannabe as well ?
     
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    Energy thread needs your attention!!
     
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  19. Energy
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    :rofl

    Some absolute gems here from that twitter account.
     
  20. ehtesham
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    thanks a lot borther Energy
     
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    Koi baat nahi yaar, anything for Waqar Gems.
     
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    This.

    Waqar is to commentary what baqir is to CS #RespectLegends
     
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    Only thing that comes to my mind when I hear Waqar or see baqir

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    that seals the deal in waqar's favor

    what if they know the actual pronounciation of your name and still pronounce it weirdly?

    ironic part begins when he's talking in urdu.... in urdu, he'll call them both ajmal and akmal... but when he's talking in english these names change to ajmul and akmul!! time becomes tOime, fine becomes fOine, survive becomes survOive so on an so forth... i'm sure other posters alongwith me who suffer from inferiority complex would second my observation. would you truthseer Energy Ahson Afzal ??

    even ajmal could makes us understand his point, but makes a mockery of himself doing so... seems right man for the job as per your opinion!!

    well problem with trinidadian commentators is that they were not born in burewala, otherwise they would have known how to pronounce ajmal and akmal!!

    yeah i know imran has lived all his life in mumbai.
     
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    Yesterday I was watching the highlights of the second game and Duminy hit a cover drive for four. And Waqar said: "HE looks very beautiful when he plays that shot" :lol
     
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    :rofl what a gem

    looks even better when he plays with tight hands :rofl
     
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    dude its not a big deal ! .... I wish i had an audio note feature in this forum ( which is a terrific idea ! ) .. my last name is Taqvi in urdu i pronounce with " tay " taqvi but in english i pronounce taq!vi khair no worries .. carry on guys .. yalla
     
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    apologies for any offence caused during this conversation
     
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    dont do apologies bro, dont embarrass me , i know you dont mean anything personal .. it was a usual debate and trust me you never went below the belt
     
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    he just said survOived :rofl

    on shehzad's collision with faf "i hope they both are A-kay" :rofl
     
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    lol waqar is class, is mazaak main bhi izzat hai - he was such a great cricketer, and now comes across as a likeable guy, so I'm sure we still enjoy his commentary and don't get annoyed by it, it's just a bit of banter.
     
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    we played so many tough youth cricket games spread across the county, and so many tense situations were lightened up by a waqar gem...

    for example, every good ball where a batsman played and missed would go down as "that was a jam" lol for how waqar says gem lol
     
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    Say whatever you want, but Ramiz gems >>>>> Waqar
     
  34. ehtesham
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    Tsotsobe gets a new name ==> Totsobe :D
     
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  35. Passionate Pakistani
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    :rofl

    You can let him off this time.. this name is very hard to pronounce lol
     
  36. ehtesham
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    tune in guys he's on a proper roll :rofl

    who to bowl who :rofl
     
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    Waqar: Analysts are very clever nowadays they know who should bowl who :rofl :rofl
     
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    steyn is gonna lose him up a bit :rofl
     
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    On Hafeez: anything goes against him he thoughts it didn't carry.... Holy crow :rofl
     
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    when he (umar) bursted on the scene :rofl
     

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