We turned up, we saw, we conquered!

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    Ramiz Raja - Ladies, gentleman and gender neutral @Red Devil today we have the greatest of honours to present an interview with the esteemed leader of Kashmir, he needs no introduction as he is synonymous with the word Kashmir, the dashing the superlative the supreme leader CHOI SAAB!!!

    *APPLAUSE, CHEERING, CROWD GOES WILD*

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    Ramiz - Great to have you back Choi Saab!

    Choi - Thanks Ramiz, pleasure to be here.

    Ramiz - Well look, congratulations are in order, first season and Kashmir into the finals! Wow.

    Choi - Yeah look, it's been a team effort and there was a lot of motivation to do well.

    Ramiz - What was the motivation?

    Choi - Well ... I don't want to hurt anyones feelings here, but the truth is we were vilified, unwelcome, treated as outcasts from day 1 so of course that only spurred us on to get through and dominate the league which we have.

    Ramiz - Care to elaborate?

    Choi - I really shouldn't as this goes to the top and our dushmans will stop at nothing to damage my team for my words.

    Ramiz - You have the support of the public!

    **CROWD GOES WILD, 'KHADAM BHARAO, HUM TUMAREY SAATH HEY'**

    Ramiz - You have to tell us now?

    Choi - Okay okay, calm down guys, I will. Well look the truth is when we started the league, we were laughed at, referred to as the 'jokers of the league', 'Bangladesh of the league', we were never ever told 'welcome to CCL' and the truth is this came from the top @Munna he seems to be so devoured with power, he started a campaign linking Kashmir with a tabloid and smearing my name, he intentionally blocked access to my bank accounts knowing that I am the cricket board in Kashmir and I am the bringer or resources, he condemed Kashmir Jaanbaaz to failure that day, he literally forced us and arm twisted us into now allowing the name 'Kashmiri Jaanbaaz' as it wasn't about grammar for him, he started a campaign to put our MVP Glenn Maxwell under mental pressure before the league started by questioning the Shaheen pick. To achieve this purpose he used other captains of the league @Prince Pathan @Mohsin @Mohan @Ahson8 @ASLI-PATHAN and look I don't have anything against those guys, they were clearly put under pressure by @Munna to commit these atrocities but I have to respect my Sindh boys @SwingNSeam @Red Devil @Express Pace for having Kashmir's back and not buckling under pressure. @Munna literally quaked in his boots when we threatened to walk, today he has the best TRP's he has ever had, due to Kashmir and we have spread this game to every corner and nook of Pakistan and the wider South Asian region, it's never had the exposure it has today so if anything it is Kashmir that has given @Munna more power yet be continues to target us.

    Ramiz - Wow, startling revelations ..... Ummm, why have you not done anything about this? Go to the CCL supreme court or something?

    Choi - Ramiz, who do you think is the head of the CCL supreme court haha, it only has one member. Hint - He has no hair lol.

    But we have responded, we've started a team from scratch, dominated the league and brushed aside established teams. Not to mention we are in the final.

    Ramiz - Wow. This is just mind blowing and @Munna has a lot to answer for, no doubt. But look this is clearly upsetting the audience, we'll move on.

    Choi - That would be best.

    Ramiz - Who would you rather play in the final?

    Choi - Doesn't interest us. We are in the final and are focused on playing our best, I know @Munna is going to create obstacles in our path and serious ones, upto my boys to negotiate them.

    Ramiz - How has the tournament been?

    Choi - It's been fantastic Ramiz, bar the political issues, Kashmir has rose from the ground like a Phoenix, we have dominated and destroyed teams.

    I have the best squad of boys there is in @maddgenius @saiyan0321 @Moe @KingOfDoosra @Omar I love them like they my own children.

    Ramiz - What about other teams?

    Choi - Yeah look. I've always made it clear Sindh is my second home and I do respect them guys. As a gesture of good will, we will carry Sindh's flag with us in the final.

    Balochistan guys were nice guys @Mohan @PakistanZindabad! @Ahson8 a lot of respect for those guys.

    I like the KPK boys @Prince Pathan @ASLI-PATHAN they good guys, a bit firey which is a good thing.

    Punjab, we've developed good relations with them @Mohsin @Fireworks11 and do genuinely think they're a likeable team.

    Ramiz - Great interview Choi as always! Absolute honour to have had you here! Any last words.

    Choi - I would like to apologise to anyone that we have hurt with our words, it was all fun and games. I have grown to respect and like everyone here but our Jihad against @Munna will continue. I just implore other teams not to get involved at his behest for the lines have been drawn and this battle will end in an implosion!
     
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    Kashmir have talked the talk and walked the walk so far, so have to give them credit
     
  4. Choi Saab
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    Which?
     
  5. Express Pace
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    the one you copied word for word.
     
  6. Choi Saab
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    Lol.

    Which one?

    I genuinely have no idea lol.
     
  7. Munna
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    @Choi Saab still trying extremely hard to gain attention but still failing at it more than his bowling ast/
     
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    True, I did feel bad at the lack of responses so made a few sympathy posts.
     
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    Choi don't need responses unlike some people here.

    I make my point, people listen - that's all.
     
  10. Munna
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    The last line couldn’t be more wrong
     
  11. Choi Saab
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    You read, quoted and responded.

    Point proven.
     
  12. Munna
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    This is the 2 korhi ki auqaat you have in my eyes.... you tried to buy me and I didn't even give you any ghaas!

    You still stayed, you still played my league... you were dheet and beghairat. You needed this league more than this league needed you and everyone knows that here LULS!

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  13. Munna
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    @CCLTeams this is the asliyat of this Choi.... ever so cunning
     
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    What is this? Lol.
     
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    I have no idea what the above is lmao.

    This photoshop is as bad as your attempt in the CCL accountability thread looool.
     
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  17. Munna
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    Aley mela miyaan mithu... mashoom puttar :)
     
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    I feel like I will never be able to trust anyone ever again after finding out Choi's asliyat.
     
  20. Munna
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    Stop lying during roza man...... dozakh ki aag se darr Choiya smh
     
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    @Choi Saab caught in his own trap. Stunned to the core!
     
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    LMAO.

    I genuinely have no clue what this is looool.

    You stink of desperation to contraverzalise Choi and Kashmir.

    You don't want to go down this road!
     
  23. Choi Saab
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    LMFAO how could I make such a blunder
     
  24. Munna
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    You do know I have the power to add the whole forum to that convo just to expose your jhooti tooyi ...

    Its YOU who shouldn't be going down this road

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    Lmao, I don't need to photoshop, proof Munna approached me to captain a team and his own words 'so much better you're here'.
     
  26. Choi Saab
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    Ukar le jo ukarana hey!
     
  27. Mohan
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    Wow. LMAO :D
     
  28. Munna
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    Ukhaarunga nahi.... ujaarhunga... tera ccl career.

    Tabah kar daalunga... barbaad kar daalunga.

    Teri main wo haalat karunga jo back in the 90s Shakti Kapoor hero ki bhabhi ka karta tha

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    No idea what you are on about lol.

    Me akya tu jo ukar sey, ukarna!

    Ay gandia game asa Choi nikey honeya kerneya!
     
  30. Choi Saab
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    LMAO @Munna you rascal, meri un hi geeli hoya!
     
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    @Munna

    Please forgive me and don't loot my izzat like diz openly bru
     
  33. Choi Saab
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    LMFAO!

    @Munna

    Cmon man stahp diz shiz now its too much
     
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    Haha.

    Chalo

    CS ka Pharaoh he miki.
     
  35. Choi Saab
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    Miki pata si, tu mota hey. Lmao.
     
  36. Choi Saab
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    LMAO!

    @Red Devil I didn't post the above, I'm being exposed at the moment loool.
     
  37. Mohan
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    Looks like Chui is menstruating lol. I remember he once did this on PP, like constantly saying Ooooo this stuff is sooooo good I am reaaaallly high. :D
     
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    I know it's you Munna lol.

    Lagey raho bhai, I'll just bide my time ...
     
  39. Mohan
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    Tussan ki patta ya ke ai Munna ya?
     
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    Looooool Munna bhai's pothwari isn't bad
     

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